ah i know this is obvious advice but like: dont let your friends vaguepost about you. its disrespectful and passive aggressive and makes it a lot harder to facilitate safe discussions. also dont vaguepost about your friends thats childish
its! 2019! its time to leave childish behavior behind!! you dont need to be dropping hints like your the fucking riddler tryna one up batman just move on and be clear about your intentions!!!!!
vagueposting is fun and i don’t do it as much anymore but it’s GOOD people deserve to feel a little anxiety now and then
yr too damn old to be existing in friendships built on causing your loved ones anxiety its immature and childish and iont know why u thought this was worth sharing go make a vague abt it instead tf
man: okay son we’re about to go on our family trip but airport security will only let you bring one. so choose: fidget spinner or fidget cube
son: dang, pops! i hate the tsa
Cube
You have selected fidget cube. As you and your pop head through airport security, the hefty TSA lady asks to see what you are carrying in the palm of your left hand.
You cautiously open it, revealing a small textured cube with various doohickeys on it. She smiles and tells you, “Good choice. Have a great flight.”
Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.
When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like
“I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.”